True Story - Mom Killed The Nip Plant

I couldn't believe my eyes. 
What happened to our beloved nip plant!?

 

Guys???  You better come see this.

 I'm so sad. I'm in shock.

OMC!! My Nip! Nooooo!

Kali! Come see!

It's worse than I could ever imagine!

It's all dried up and.......dead!?!?

Oh great and mighty Ceiling Cat,

I pray for this poor soul. Mr Catnip Plant 

will be deeply missed. 

A moment of silence please for our catnip plant.

Just on more.......

nommmmm!

I'm gonna miss you nip, you were good nip.

A Monkey On My Back!

You might be thinking I'm a little crazy,
but I can't get this monkey off my back!

Now according to some this means:
To have some very burdensome nuisance you have to put up with-
-in a sense wider than just a drug or other addiction. 

 

Off I say! Off!

 This thing has been bugging me all day!

What could it be???

OMC !

Could it be because we are out of NIP!

I need my catnip!

AHHHHH we should never be out of NIP!!!!

 Ok, Monkey is dead now, off my back.

Where's my NIP?

Hand over the nip and no one else gets hurt!